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The Techno Viking

First I need to say that I am sorry for not posting anything recently. Now that that is out of the way, I want to talk about my favorite youtube clip of the moment. The Techno Viking . The first thing that we notice about Mr. Viking, is that he is very chivalrous as you can tell by his protection of the girl with the bright blue hair. The victim in this case is obviously intimidated of the Techno Viking and listens to his every word which is perfectly understandable. The Techno Viking needs some duct tape, because he is Ripped.

Another thing I find interesting about the Techno Viking is that the crowd makes offerings to him including water and what appears to be anti-techno propaganda (which he imediately rips to shreds). The crowd does everything they can to appease The Techno Viking including walking when he begins to dance and stopping when he stops. They want no part of his fury and I do not blame them at all.

In the end, despite the fact that he has awesome outfit which includes combat boots and camo shorts, we find out that the Techno Viking can be controlled by the hairs on his chinny chin chin.

I don't know who you are, or where you came from, or why you dance in the street, but thank you for coming into my life Techno Viking.